Tuesday, 11 October 2016

The British Woman's Ideal Man......

After many years of getting rejected & kicked in the teeth, and a similar time looking through the mutants the various dating websites wrongly suggest I might be interested in, I have managed to build up a picture of what most modern British women's ideal man apparently looks like.

Basically most of them appear to be looking for a 6ft+ tall, Tattoo covered lager swilling moron who drives a BMW. This probably also explains why many women end up disappointed with men, as those characteristics they're looking for also match all the signs of someone who has a very microscopic penis.

It's also why I've gotten kinda sick of their attitudes, and grown to like American women much better, as they show far more interest.

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