Very Tall Bloke Spotted Tenting In The Middle of Whitby

A very tall man with strange hair was seen in a tent in Whitby on Wednesday, which could only mean one thing........... new Amazon Prime show "The Grand Tour" was here filming with Jeremy Clarkson, James "Captain Slow" May + Richard "Hamster" Hammond.

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Ruswarp LifeBoat Anniversary (HD Colour) - 4Sept2016

Footage of the Ruswarp 85th Anniversary Event thing for the 1930's Flood / Lifeboat rescue, as pictured here: http://www.historypin.org/attach/project/1-historypin/uid40775/map/#!/geo:54.470637,-0.629297/zoom:15/dialog:193296/tab:details/ http://www.historypin.org/attach/project/1-historypin/uid40775/map/#!/geo:54.470637,-0.629297/zoom:15/dialog:193308/tab:details/ http://www.historypin.org/attach/project/1-historypin/uid40775/map/#!/geo:54.470637,-0.629297/zoom:15/dialog:209053/tab:details/ View my still pics from the event here: https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10154390981077435.1073741864.505982434&type=1&l=b19757f148

The British Woman's Ideal Man......

After many years of getting rejected & kicked in the teeth, and a similar time looking through the mutants the various dating websites wrongly suggest I might be interested in, I have managed to build up a picture of what most modern British women's ideal man apparently looks like.

Basically most of them appear to be looking for a 6ft+ tall, Tattoo covered lager swilling moron who drives a BMW. This probably also explains why many women end up disappointed with men, as those characteristics they're looking for also match all the signs of someone who has a very microscopic penis.

It's also why I've gotten kinda sick of their attitudes, and grown to like American women much better, as they show far more interest.